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Dumb Birds Field Guide to the Worst Birds Ever

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Dumb Birds Field Guide to the Worst Birds EverProfessional birding amateur and national bestselling author Matt Kracht has had it with these goddamn birds. His new book is a warning, a field guide to help you identify and stay away from the absolute worst birds ever to plague planet Earth. Featuring an all new scientific scale devised by the author that proves how awful birds really are. We can all agreebirds are terrible. They're stupid and won't shut up. Featuring fifty of the absolute worst
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