Too Young To Retire Too Broke To Quit Too Ugly To Strip Funny T-Shirt/Sweatshirt/Hoodie

Too Young To Retire Too Broke To Quit Too Ugly To Strip Funny T-Shirt/Sweatshirt/Hoodie

Marsoni

M251S

$27.99

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Too Young To Retire Too Broke To Quit Too Ugly To Strip Funny T-Shirt/Sweatshirt/HoodieIf you are male, please size up by 12 sizes. Clothing Information Relaxed fit Tee & Sweatshirt & Hoodie 80 20 cotton polyester blend Standard fit Size + Fit Unisex size, tends to be slightly larger than standard women's sizes. Men's recommended 1 2 size up If you like an oversized look, l recommend upsizing Sweatshirt Hoodie (cm) Size Length Chest Shoulder Sleeve S 65 102 48 56 M 68 108 51 57 L 71 114 54 58 XL 74 120 56 59 2XL 77 126 58 60 3XL 81 132

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No issues. Keyboard works great and connects flawlessly to my laptop. Can't imagine any other problems. It does make a little clicky noise when typing but not overly loud or annoying and not as loud/annoying as my work computer keyboard. That keyboard has a very thin, plasticy, sharper, cheaper sounding click and this has a more subdued, heavier duty sounding click. I like it much better. It seems dampened maybe. It's hard to describe sounds but I find it way less annoying than any other keyboards I have used. I am extremely happy with its size and still having the full keyboard and numbers.

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Reviewed in the United States on December 28, 2025

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Andy Bui

Pawtucket, US

★★★★★ 5

Simple, reliable, and very comfortable to use

Color: Graphite, Style: Keyboard

This keyboard is exactly what I was looking for. Setup was quick and easy, and the Bluetooth connection has been stable with no lag or dropouts. The keys are comfortable and quiet, making it great for everyday typing at home or in the office. I really like having the full numpad while still keeping a relatively compact size. The keyboard feels sturdy, and the spill-resistant design gives some peace of mind. Battery life has been excellent so far, and it works smoothly across both Windows and Mac. Overall, it’s a solid, no-frills keyboard that does its job well. Great quality and performance for the price.

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Reviewed in the United States on January 15, 2026

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Garrett

San Leandro, US

★★★★★ 4

Feels cheap, but hard to complain at this price

Color: Graphite, Style: Keyboard, Color: Graphite, Style: Keyboard

This keyboard definitely looks and feels very budget, and the plastic construction makes that obvious right away. The whole board has a strong plastic feel, and if you twist it even a little bit, you can hear the frame making plastic creaking noises. It doesn’t exactly feel sturdy or premium. The key feel is also pretty mediocre. The keys feel a bit mushy and not very satisfying to type on. If you’re used to better keyboards or mechanical ones, the typing experience here will probably feel pretty underwhelming. That said, I can’t be too harsh on it. This is a very cheap keyboard, and for the price it does the basic job. It connects easily over Bluetooth with no lag, and it even comes with the AAA batteries included. So it’s still a decent value for a simple everyday keyboard. Four stars feels fair for what it is.

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Reviewed in the United States on March 23, 2026

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Stephanie B

Omaha, US

★★★★★ 5

Smaller and efficient

Color: Graphite, Style: Keyboard

I like that it is a bit smaller. Works well so far.

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Reviewed in the United States on May 2, 2026

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M. Thomas

Belleville, US

★★★★★ 1

As long as longevity isn’t required

Color: Graphite, Style: Keyboard

Love this keyboard, I chose the ProtoArc EM11 NL Bluetooth Ergonomic Mouse to go with it. Could not be more pleased with quality and heft of the keyboard specially at the price point. Whisper silent and easy to pair. Excellent choice. ******UPDATED****** Had to come back and downgrade to 1 star. Keyboard quit on me after 3 months. Phantom keystrokes, like I was holding down one letter. It was a slow burn until I couldn’t take it anymore. Thought it was a one off. Replaced the batteries etc. If you just need something for a month or so while waiting or saving for something better, go for it. Totally fits the ‘you get what you pay for’ idiom.

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Reviewed in the United States on October 23, 2025