SH*T MY DAD SAYS

Marsoni

M251S

$16.99

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SH*T MY DAD SAYSAfter being dumped by his longtime girlfriend, twenty eight year old Justin Halpern found himself living at home with his seventy three year old dad. More than a million people now follow Mr. Halpern's philosophical musings on Twitter, and in this book, his son weaves a brilliantly funny, touching coming of age memoir around the best of his quotes. An all American story that unfolds on the Little League field, in Denny's, during excruciating family

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Reviewed in the United States on June 9, 2026