★★★★★ 3
Doggie toy
Too small
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Reviewed in the United States on June 22, 2025
Schürze Sex MachineWer lang hat, lsst lang hngen! Nudefarbene Neckholder Schrze zum Binden mit groem, rotem Sex Machine Aufdruck vorne. Dazu ein unverschmt langer Plsch Penis (52 cm!) mit griffigen Hoden und zartem Intimflaum. Einfach Schrze umbinden und jede: r kann ruckzuck eine Sex Maschine sein! 66 cm x 54 cm; Plsch Penis 52 cm lang. Nur Handwsche. Von Feuer fernhalten.
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★★★★★ 1
Tiny toy!
This thing is tiny!! A bigger dog could swallow it. The description states there is a squeaker in it, no there is not. What a ripoff!
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Reviewed in the United States on February 16, 2026
★★★★★ 1
Not suitable for large dogs
The pictures misrepresent how tiny the crab is. Choking hazard for large dogs. Very disappointed. Waste of money, shipping and time.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 13, 2026
★★★★★ 4
Adorable little toy
This toy is ADORABLE, however be aware it is very small. A larger dog could choke on this. My little 10lb dog loves it. The only downfall is there is no squeaker. I would buy again.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 11, 2025
★★★★★ 1
Miniscule waste of money
This is half the size of a tennis ball. I am returning it because it is a waste of money to buy. Might work for a Chihuahua, but I have a Dutch shepherd. No way will this be a appropriate for a dog. It also lacks a squeaky sound. Cannot recommend.
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Reviewed in the United States on September 2, 2024
